moress dreamss:
1. went to party in abandoned house with nick m's parents (??)
2. public sex in my front yard
3. in a field with people and david v, who got out a GIANT bag of yayo (actually they were pills but you know dreams) and some wine in a plastic bag. authorities came and i elected to hide the wine bag down my pants. instead of hiding the other bag, we just left it there and decided to say it was there already and we didn't want to touch it. they questioned all of us, with max f explaining that he had climbed down a lamppost and THERE IT WAS. i tried to corroborate this, but i was so incoherent they just figured it was mine. don't know what happened to that wine in my pants
other news:
they named a spider after d. bowie. heteropoda davidbowie. guy like that probably gets lots of animals named after him. when are they gonna start naming bugs after me?
I FORGOT/THIS IS AWESOME:
ReplyDelete“There is one smell up here that is really unique though and that is the smell, we just call it ‘the smell of space’”
astronauts say space smells really, really strong. it's like metal, but "it's like something i haven't ever smelled before"
how do you think they can smell it if they are vacuum-sealed from the vacuum of space? what do you think constitutes it? do you think this is a sign that there is intelligent metal spacelife (probably not)?
my science teacher in middle school told us that if there were aliens they would either look a lot like humans or they would be insects made of glass. I guess this is because silicon is the most likely element to support complex life after carbon, and apparently silicon based life forms are glass insects.
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